My Dirty Shoe

By ANONYMOUS

My dirty shoe

I go achoo

With this mooglue

Which led to me doing kung fu

Against the voodoo

And shampoo

At the barbecue

I got kicked by a kangaroo

Do to my phone interview

With the collector in internal revenue

I got the job and the stomach flu

All thanks to lobster stew

And my new tattoo

Thank You to My dirty shoe